You’ll Never Guess Who Numblarghabdlarhabdh. Sorry. I just threw up in my mouth a little. It’s Frank Castle. Frank Castle is number 5, come find out why.
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Author Archives: Shannon
They Try
There’s just something about the ocean…
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No One Understands The True Meaning of Christmas Like Folgers Coffee
Christmas is for weird, pervy families, too, God damn it.
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One More Thing
We don’t know what they are. We don’t know what they want. It’s kind of annoying when they show up during Prime Time.
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I Rate Christmas Related Things
Here’s a freebie: Candy Canes: Hard candies that are destined to break and taste like toothpaste? Hard pass, 0/10
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The Mountains Are Calling
And although I don’t remember why, or where I came from, or what waits me there, and I don’t think I want to, I must go.
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How to Name Your Characters
How do you solve a problem like Buffy? Also: PAAUULLSS! IIINNN! SPAAAAAAACE!
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes: Turn and Face the Wheel
Guys, I lived through the 2000s, which meant I already lived through Peak THEY CHANGED THAT FROM THE BOOK. I don’t have the energy for that anymore.
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The Horizon Zero Dawn Blanket: The Carja Trader
My last main square for the Carja, the Silks/ Trader is a standout from the Blazon and Blazon Master. I also share my favorite moments from Horizon’s gorgeous soundtrack.
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Kendrick Lamar Is Dead
The people he left behind are dead. The people who will come will come too late. All he can do is his job.
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High Urban Fantasy Jazz 