It was the sort of dream that wasn’t any sort of way in any particular direction. Soft, out of focus scenes played one after the other, no rhyme, no reason, nothing too scary, nothing too pleasant. The sort of dreams you forget about before you’ve even woken up. Dave still didn’t appreciate being torn fromContinue reading “The Neighbor’s House is Haunted”
Tag Archives: humor
Scenes From a Millennial Wedding
I’ve been to too many of these recently.
An Extraterrestrial Visit
You do not interrupt toilet time.
Sir Alfred Quick, Knight Errant
Let me tell you a joke: What is the best day for performing knightly duties? Answer: Any day that ends in ‘y.’ Ho ho!
The Exo-Beast
Like you wouldn’t do the same damn thing.
Guard Duty
Remember: If you heard something, no you fucking didn’t.
Stupid Rich Asshole Went Shopping
The whole world was against him thanks to a conspiracy and definitely not because he hadn’t paid his taxes in…ever.
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Fifth Anniversary
Some interruptions to a vacation are better than others.
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Bloody Mary
Common sense is not so common, but it can come from anywhere.
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The Rings of Money
An untethered rant about high fantasy budgets.
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High Urban Fantasy Jazz 