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Tag Archives: humor
The Exo-Beast
Like you wouldn’t do the same damn thing.
Guard Duty
Remember: If you heard something, no you fucking didn’t.
Stupid Rich Asshole Went Shopping
The whole world was against him thanks to a conspiracy and definitely not because he hadn’t paid his taxes in…ever.
Fifth Anniversary
Some interruptions to a vacation are better than others.
Bloody Mary
Common sense is not so common, but it can come from anywhere.
The Rings of Money
An untethered rant about high fantasy budgets.
How The Beginning Was Ruined
Cannot stress enough that this is a comedy piece and not something I’m actually preaching.
Ezra Miller Alarm
This is very stupid.
The Founding Fathers
After decades of arguments about what America’s Founding Fathers would actually want for America, scientists did the impossible and brought them back. Here are some highlights from their interviews.