The all mighty algorithm knows what you want better than you do.
Just three old friends who go way back.
And you may ask yourself, My God, what have I done?
There’s the usual level of internet dating crazy, and then there’s…whatever this is.
Internet dating is the worst. The best you can hope for is they out themselves as crazy before the bill comes.
Relatively speaking, thirteen billion years is a little early.
Sometimes the best thing for your problems is a nice cup of tea.
Never trust dudes who hate cats. And who isolate you from all your friends.
This first time I saw her I don’t think she saw me. But this ain’t about that.
This is very stupid.