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Category Archives: Ravings
How The Beginning Was Ruined
Cannot stress enough that this is a comedy piece and not something I’m actually preaching.
Some Thoughts on 1996’s Independence Day
When someone asks you, “Is that glass bulletproof?” The correct response is, “No, sir,” and to immediately start firing at said glass.
A Variety of Opinions I Have That Don’t Deserve Their Own Column
Short thoughts on Stephen King, Reddit, the days of broadcast television, Star Wars, and a mystery bonus topic that is definitely not a flash grenade in a ball pit please don’t @ me.
Disney Adults: Leave Them Alone
Unless a Disney Adult personally stabbed you in the kidney with the God Damned Keyblade I don’t want to hear about it.
Articles You Can Write When You’re Out of Time and Self-Respect
Was Newsweek ever a respected periodical? Asking for a friend.
My First Draft Sucks
As all first drafts should.
Sad and Angry and Scared
I’m just tired, guys.
Pantsing Vs Plotting
The difference between setting yourself on fire from the minute you sit down to planning exactly when you will set yourself on fire. Or something. No one should listen to me.
More Horizon Forbidden West Being My New Best Friend
The back half of my rambly review, where I go over Erend, the open world, the armor, and the photo mode.