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Author Archives: Shannon
How The Beginning Was Ruined
Cannot stress enough that this is a comedy piece and not something I’m actually preaching.
Some Thoughts on 1996’s Independence Day
When someone asks you, “Is that glass bulletproof?” The correct response is, “No, sir,” and to immediately start firing at said glass.
Siren
This first time I saw her I don’t think she saw me. But this ain’t about that.
Ezra Miller Alarm
This is very stupid.
Ready for Anything
Carl Vance was ready for the end of the world. What he wasn’t ready for was whatever any of this shit is.
The World Thins
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a never-ending series of variants and waves.
A Variety of Opinions I Have That Don’t Deserve Their Own Column
Short thoughts on Stephen King, Reddit, the days of broadcast television, Star Wars, and a mystery bonus topic that is definitely not a flash grenade in a ball pit please don’t @ me.
A Night at Lisa Marie’s
All things break. Tables and chairs. A woman’s resolve. A man’s ribcage…
The Righteous
For everyone who keeps asking, ‘well, what are these women who support this going to do when THEY need an abortion?’ like it’s some sort of Gotcha: this is what they will continue doing.