Shannon

I Am Not Okay

Don’t ever look up videos of humans with rabies. Just…don’t.

How The Beginning Was Ruined

Cannot stress enough that this is a comedy piece and not something I’m actually preaching.

Some Thoughts on 1996’s Independence Day

When someone asks you, “Is that glass bulletproof?” The correct response is, “No, sir,” and to immediately start firing at said glass.

Siren

This first time I saw her I don’t think she saw me. But this ain’t about that.

Ezra Miller Alarm

This is very stupid.

Ready for Anything

Carl Vance was ready for the end of the world. What he wasn’t ready for was whatever any of this shit is.

The World Thins

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a never-ending series of variants and waves.

A Variety of Opinions I Have That Don’t Deserve Their Own Column

Short thoughts on Stephen King, Reddit, the days of broadcast television, Star Wars, and a mystery bonus topic that is definitely not a flash grenade in a ball pit please don’t @ me.

A Night at Lisa Marie’s

All things break. Tables and chairs. A woman’s resolve. A man’s ribcage…

The Righteous

For everyone who keeps asking, ‘well, what are these women who support this going to do when THEY need an abortion?’ like it’s some sort of Gotcha: this is what they will continue doing.