It’s not French bread pizza and beer, unfortunately.
When the fog sinks in you can go anywhere.
Here at EdiNile Industries, we are committed to putting man in a permanent habitat on the moon, and we’re doing it the only way we know how: grinding up the poor.
The difference between setting yourself on fire from the minute you sit down to planning exactly when you will set yourself on fire. Or something. No one should listen to me.
Beautiful words can carry you through times of trouble and stress, and Dashboard Jesus is over here just dishing that shit out.
The back half of my rambly review, where I go over Erend, the open world, the armor, and the photo mode.
Turns out there’s too much I like about this game so this is part one of two. Come on in for thoughts about the story and characters.
They go to The Cube every year! Why can’t they go somewhere fun this year, like the Aquarium?
Bad things always happen in the cheap part of time. This time, though, it seems a little…extreme.
A terrible war. An evil defeated. The world saved. All of that was centuries in the past, so why was he back?