harry potter – High Urban Fantasy Jazz

Fantastic Beasts and Oh, Wait, No, I’ve Just been Informed These Movies Are About Wizard Nazis

Hey, kids! Want to watch fun adventures about a nice, competent man who works with magical beasts? TOO BAD. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, IT’s WIZARD NAZI TIME.

How do you solve a problem like Buffy? Also: PAAUULLSS! IIINNN! SPAAAAAAACE!