I Don’t Know How to Use Photoshop, Either – Planning the HZD Blanket

Now that I’ve got this wild hair up my ass, it’s time for everyone’s favorite part of every project ever – planning! I guess that’s not true. I mean, obviously I didn’t mean for it to be true because I was being sarcastic, but even with sarcasm that’s not true. Everyone’s ‘favorite’ part is theContinue reading “I Don’t Know How to Use Photoshop, Either – Planning the HZD Blanket”

2021: The Year I Crochet a Horizon Zero Dawn Themed Granny Square Afghan (Even Though I Don’t Really Know What I’m Doing)

Crochet: Knitting’s Less Stabby Cousin I taught myself how to crochet a few years ago because I wanted to make something with my hands. Writing is all I’ve ever wanted to do, and it’s certainly an act of creation, but you can’t put a novel on a baby’s head. I guess you can. The reactionContinue reading “2021: The Year I Crochet a Horizon Zero Dawn Themed Granny Square Afghan (Even Though I Don’t Really Know What I’m Doing)”

The Appeal of the Apocalypse

When you hear the word ‘apocalypse’ you might think of the end of days. A meteor the size of Puerto Rico slams into the earth. Jerk-off scientists in some underground lab make the Rage Virus and unleash the kind of zombies that can run (it would have to be that kind of zombies. Most ofContinue reading “The Appeal of the Apocalypse”