And you may ask yourself, My God, what have I done?
There’s the usual level of internet dating crazy, and then there’s…whatever this is.
Relatively speaking, thirteen billion years is a little early.
Sometimes the best thing for your problems is a nice cup of tea.
Never trust dudes who hate cats. And who isolate you from all your friends.
This first time I saw her I don’t think she saw me. But this ain’t about that.
This is very stupid.
All things break. Tables and chairs. A woman’s resolve. A man’s ribcage…
It’s natural to look out the windows.
Who wouldn’t want warm mornings, hot afternoons, and hotter evenings…forever?