For all major life events, it is considered obscenely rude for royalty to not invite every important dignitary. So rude, in fact, the consequences may be life or death.
Tag Archives: flash fiction
Sir Alfred Quick, Knight Errant
Let me tell you a joke: What is the best day for performing knightly duties? Answer: Any day that ends in ‘y.’ Ho ho!
The Exo-Beast
Like you wouldn’t do the same damn thing.
A Few Hard Days’ Work
Mostly the kids who run away are bluffing. Mostly.
Video Journal of a Mad Woman: Entry 1
Those with the best ideas are often accused of madness.
Ghost Train
Once the automobile industry managed to quash the growing public transportation system, all trains had to be viewed through a suspicious lens.
Stupid Rich Asshole Went Shopping
The whole world was against him thanks to a conspiracy and definitely not because he hadn’t paid his taxes in…ever.
Fifth Anniversary
Some interruptions to a vacation are better than others.
A Different Sort of Smarts
You don’t have to be smart all the ways, as long as you find someone else who’s smart in the ways you’re not.
A Cat in the Morning
Remember to close your windows at night, and certainly do not leave out any fish.
High Urban Fantasy Jazz 