The all mighty algorithm knows what you want better than you do.
And you may ask yourself, My God, what have I done?
There’s the usual level of internet dating crazy, and then there’s…whatever this is.
Internet dating is the worst. The best you can hope for is they out themselves as crazy before the bill comes.
Relatively speaking, thirteen billion years is a little early.
This first time I saw her I don’t think she saw me. But this ain’t about that.
This is very stupid.
All things break. Tables and chairs. A woman’s resolve. A man’s ribcage…
It’s natural to look out the windows.
Who wouldn’t want warm mornings, hot afternoons, and hotter evenings…forever?