For all major life events, it is considered obscenely rude for royalty to not invite every important dignitary. So rude, in fact, the consequences may be life or death.
Let me tell you a joke: What is the best day for performing knightly duties? Answer: Any day that ends in ‘y.’ Ho ho!
Like you wouldn’t do the same damn thing.
Remember: If you heard something, no you fucking didn’t.
Friends don’t let friends go hungry.
Mostly the kids who run away are bluffing. Mostly.
Something’s gotta give.
Going down to Wally World.