For all major life events, it is considered obscenely rude for royalty to not invite every important dignitary. So rude, in fact, the consequences may be life or death.
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Sir Alfred Quick, Knight Errant
Let me tell you a joke: What is the best day for performing knightly duties? Answer: Any day that ends in ‘y.’ Ho ho!
The Exo-Beast
Like you wouldn’t do the same damn thing.
Guard Duty
Remember: If you heard something, no you fucking didn’t.
In a Dingy Diner at 1 am
Friends don’t let friends go hungry.
A Few Hard Days’ Work
Mostly the kids who run away are bluffing. Mostly.
Video Journal of a Mad Woman, WHAT THE FUCK IS ANY OF THIS
End.
Video Journal of a Mad Woman, Entry 11 and WHAT THE F…
Something’s gotta give.
Video Journal of a Mad Woman, Entry 10
Emotional hangover
Video Journal of a Mad Woman, Entry 9
Going down to Wally World.
High Urban Fantasy Jazz 