How do you say ‘I don’t need your attitude’ in any language ever? Asking for a friend.
Author Archives: Shannon
The Distance Between Family
What’s farther, the physical or the emotional distance?
Fear
The mind killer, I guess.
Maybe You Should Play Death Stranding
Hey, did you see the trailer for Death Stranding 2 (working title) that dropped at the Game of the Year Awards a couple months back? If you haven’t played Death Stranding then you probably had no idea what was going on. Well, good news! I did play Death Stranding and I was pretty fucking lost,Continue reading “Maybe You Should Play Death Stranding”
What is in a Name
For all major life events, it is considered obscenely rude for royalty to not invite every important dignitary. So rude, in fact, the consequences may be life or death.
The Warped “Minds” of Corporations
They’re not really human so they’re impossible to understand.
Sir Alfred Quick, Knight Errant
Let me tell you a joke: What is the best day for performing knightly duties? Answer: Any day that ends in ‘y.’ Ho ho!
A Character Actor Trapped in a Leading Man’s Body
Can YOU play Joe America? Or would you be cast as the quirky best friend because you don’t have a cleft chin?
The Exo-Beast
Like you wouldn’t do the same damn thing.
Guard Duty
Remember: If you heard something, no you fucking didn’t.