This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a never-ending series of variants and waves.
Author Archives: Shannon
A Variety of Opinions I Have That Don’t Deserve Their Own Column
Short thoughts on Stephen King, Reddit, the days of broadcast television, Star Wars, and a mystery bonus topic that is definitely not a flash grenade in a ball pit please don’t @ me.
A Night at Lisa Marie’s
All things break. Tables and chairs. A woman’s resolve. A man’s ribcage…
The Righteous
For everyone who keeps asking, ‘well, what are these women who support this going to do when THEY need an abortion?’ like it’s some sort of Gotcha: this is what they will continue doing.
The Founding Fathers
After decades of arguments about what America’s Founding Fathers would actually want for America, scientists did the impossible and brought them back. Here are some highlights from their interviews.
Someone Outside
It’s natural to look out the windows.
Lands of Eternal Summer
Who wouldn’t want warm mornings, hot afternoons, and hotter evenings…forever?
Disney Adults: Leave Them Alone
Unless a Disney Adult personally stabbed you in the kidney with the God Damned Keyblade I don’t want to hear about it.
The Green Man
The teens are having an overnight camping trip at an abandoned summer camp, so you know what that means!
An Unknown Man
Alice does hope the man finds someone who knows him.