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Stupid Rich Asshole
And his adventure solving the world’s problems with viral tweets.
The Bad Side of Town
Last weekend sucked for Dexter. This weekend doesn’t look any better.
A Message from the Janitor Buffing the Floor During a Superhero Fight
Look, I’ve got groceries to pick up in the morning and rent is due. I’m going to pretend I can’t hear the hero fight over my cheap headphones and that’s that.
They Try
There’s just something about the ocean…
One More Thing
We don’t know what they are. We don’t know what they want. It’s kind of annoying when they show up during Prime Time.
The Mountains Are Calling
And although I don’t remember why, or where I came from, or what waits me there, and I don’t think I want to, I must go.
How to Name Your Characters
How do you solve a problem like Buffy? Also: PAAUULLSS! IIINNN! SPAAAAAAACE!
Kendrick Lamar Is Dead
The people he left behind are dead. The people who will come will come too late. All he can do is his job.
Want, Need
Mr. Morris wants a room unlocked in his house, but Marty is pretty sure he needs the opposite.