Relatively speaking, thirteen billion years is a little early.
Category Archives: Original
Tea Shop
Sometimes the best thing for your problems is a nice cup of tea.
Ladies Brunch
Never trust dudes who hate cats. And who isolate you from all your friends.
Siren
This first time I saw her I don’t think she saw me. But this ain’t about that.
Ezra Miller Alarm
This is very stupid.
Ready for Anything
Carl Vance was ready for the end of the world. What he wasn’t ready for was whatever any of this shit is.
The World Thins
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a never-ending series of variants and waves.
A Night at Lisa Marie’s
All things break. Tables and chairs. A woman’s resolve. A man’s ribcage…
The Righteous
For everyone who keeps asking, ‘well, what are these women who support this going to do when THEY need an abortion?’ like it’s some sort of Gotcha: this is what they will continue doing.
The Founding Fathers
After decades of arguments about what America’s Founding Fathers would actually want for America, scientists did the impossible and brought them back. Here are some highlights from their interviews.