So, your new friend just shoved you off a roof so you’d miss the sun and you landed on your neck and now you’re stuck in a motel storage room. Now what?
Author Archives: Shannon
Articles You Can Write When You’re Out of Time and Self-Respect
Was Newsweek ever a respected periodical? Asking for a friend.
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My First Draft Sucks
As all first drafts should.
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Reload From Last Save
Hero Chunk Dongle has some…interesting ideas on the afterlife.
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Sad and Angry and Scared
I’m just tired, guys.
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What a Vampire Eats
It’s not French bread pizza and beer, unfortunately.
Fog
When the fog sinks in you can go anywhere.
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Stupid Rich Asshole’s Stupid Moonbase
Here at EdiNile Industries, we are committed to putting man in a permanent habitat on the moon, and we’re doing it the only way we know how: grinding up the poor.
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Pantsing Vs Plotting
The difference between setting yourself on fire from the minute you sit down to planning exactly when you will set yourself on fire. Or something. No one should listen to me.
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In the Immortal Words of Dashboard Jesus
Beautiful words can carry you through times of trouble and stress, and Dashboard Jesus is over here just dishing that shit out.
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