When your whole town floods, you don’t have to worry about alligators or sharks. They’re chill. Worry about the Burmese pythons assholes dumped in the Everglades. They’ll fuck you up.
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For all those high fantasy characters living in an urban fantasy world
When your whole town floods, you don’t have to worry about alligators or sharks. They’re chill. Worry about the Burmese pythons assholes dumped in the Everglades. They’ll fuck you up.
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Definitely don’t name a town after your grandmother, because what if, somewhere down the line, you make that town rob a bank or something?
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Hollywood: Every Floridian knows when you’re trying to pass off Southern California as Florida, okay? It’s the palm trees.
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The all mighty algorithm knows what you want better than you do.
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Just three old friends who go way back.
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Quibbles, really, but haven’t we all been launched into the stratosphere over a quibble or two? Or ten?
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And you may ask yourself, My God, what have I done?
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An untethered rant about high fantasy budgets.
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There’s the usual level of internet dating crazy, and then there’s…whatever this is.
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Internet dating is the worst. The best you can hope for is they out themselves as crazy before the bill comes.
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