When your whole town floods, you don’t have to worry about alligators or sharks. They’re chill. Worry about the Burmese pythons assholes dumped in the Everglades. They’ll fuck you up.
Author Archives: Shannon
How to Name Locations During Worldbuilding
Definitely don’t name a town after your grandmother, because what if, somewhere down the line, you make that town rob a bank or something?
You’re Getting Florida Wrong
Hollywood: Every Floridian knows when you’re trying to pass off Southern California as Florida, okay? It’s the palm trees.
Help, I’m Trapped on Vampire TikTok!
The all mighty algorithm knows what you want better than you do.
Tree House of Horror
Just three old friends who go way back.
The Minor Annoyances of Reading
Quibbles, really, but haven’t we all been launched into the stratosphere over a quibble or two? Or ten?
Same As It Ever Was
And you may ask yourself, My God, what have I done?
The Rings of Money
An untethered rant about high fantasy budgets.
Love Across the Universes, Part Two
There’s the usual level of internet dating crazy, and then there’s…whatever this is.
Love Across the Universes
Internet dating is the worst. The best you can hope for is they out themselves as crazy before the bill comes.
High Urban Fantasy Jazz 