Runner-Up: That point in “Abigail” where Dan Stevens says, “Sammy, those are fucking onions.”
Author Archives: Shannon
How Real is Realism?
There’s this game we play where you say “This actor with putty on his forehead and plastic vampire fangs is a three hundred year old vampire.” And I say, “Got it.” And then you tell me a story.
Zen and the Art of Organization
Maybe in my next life I’ll be reincarnated as someone that can keep a fucking room straight for more than a day.
Nurse Lynette
I was never cut out to be a nurse because I have this weird thing where, when people are unnecessarily mean to me, I get upset about it.
A Little Something Stuck in Your Head
Our minds can be funny things.
Prophecy
You convince more kings to not be idiots with sugar.
Grease Fire
There’s a certain amount of training you can probably skip if you’re screwing the manager.
English Class
Don’t read too much into this.
Pre-Streaming Era TV Shows That Would Have Been Cancelled by Netflix
I mean, basically every sitcom ever produced in the twentieth century for starters.
Maybe You Should Watch The Acolyte
I don’t remember anyone drinking blue milk in this one, so add that to the positives list.
High Urban Fantasy Jazz 