Internet dating is the worst. The best you can hope for is they out themselves as crazy before the bill comes.
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For all those high fantasy characters living in an urban fantasy world
Internet dating is the worst. The best you can hope for is they out themselves as crazy before the bill comes.
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Can you imagine getting to read some Bradbury or Steinbeck and not having to write a five page double-spaced essay on it?
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Relatively speaking, thirteen billion years is a little early.
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Sometimes the best thing for your problems is a nice cup of tea.
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Never trust dudes who hate cats. And who isolate you from all your friends.
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Don’t ever look up videos of humans with rabies. Just…don’t.
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Cannot stress enough that this is a comedy piece and not something I’m actually preaching.
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When someone asks you, “Is that glass bulletproof?” The correct response is, “No, sir,” and to immediately start firing at said glass.
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