Maybe in my next life I’ll be reincarnated as someone that can keep a fucking room straight for more than a day.
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For all those high fantasy characters living in an urban fantasy world
Maybe in my next life I’ll be reincarnated as someone that can keep a fucking room straight for more than a day.
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Our minds can be funny things.
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You convince more kings to not be idiots with sugar.
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There’s a certain amount of training you can probably skip if you’re screwing the manager.
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Don’t read too much into this.
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Shaun and Honey have had Geo for four days and if they don’t lose him soon they’re going to kill him.
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A love letter.
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Working hours are no time for an emergency.
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It’s not smart to go off path when it’s 104 degrees in the middle of the desert.
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The perfect vibe lets you get away with murder.
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