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A Cat in the Morning

Remember to close your windows at night, and certainly do not leave out any fish.

Common sense is not so common, but it can come from anywhere.

At least not for the last three centuries, that’s for sure.

A generational ship. A fine mist. The good kind of different.

They say sometimes all you can do is bend over and kiss your ass goodbye, but Tiny’s not sure tonight’s that night.

The all mighty algorithm knows what you want better than you do.

Just three old friends who go way back.

And you may ask yourself, My God, what have I done?

There’s the usual level of internet dating crazy, and then there’s…whatever this is.

Internet dating is the worst. The best you can hope for is they out themselves as crazy before the bill comes.