Maybe in my next life I’ll be reincarnated as someone that can keep a fucking room straight for more than a day.
Category Archives: Original
A Little Something Stuck in Your Head
Our minds can be funny things.
Prophecy
You convince more kings to not be idiots with sugar.
Grease Fire
There’s a certain amount of training you can probably skip if you’re screwing the manager.
English Class
Don’t read too much into this.
The Longest Long Weekend
Shaun and Honey have had Geo for four days and if they don’t lose him soon they’re going to kill him.
My Darling Emily
A love letter.
Fire
Working hours are no time for an emergency.
Ghost Town
It’s not smart to go off path when it’s 104 degrees in the middle of the desert.
Pink!
The perfect vibe lets you get away with murder.