Runner-Up: That point in “Abigail” where Dan Stevens says, “Sammy, those are fucking onions.”
Tag Archives: television
How Real is Realism?
There’s this game we play where you say “This actor with putty on his forehead and plastic vampire fangs is a three hundred year old vampire.” And I say, “Got it.” And then you tell me a story.
Pre-Streaming Era TV Shows That Would Have Been Cancelled by Netflix
I mean, basically every sitcom ever produced in the twentieth century for starters.
Maybe You Should Watch The Acolyte
I don’t remember anyone drinking blue milk in this one, so add that to the positives list.
The Window in the Back of The Bear
If your favorite cheap but delicious restaurant got replaced with fine dining, does it make okay that they still sell the cheap but delicious food out the back?
I Enjoy Pain, So I Rewatched Lost
Love it or hate it, everyone can agree: it was a tv series that aired on ABC between 2004 and 2010.
Prestige TV is Killing Me
I’m old enough that I can actually remember the change in television beginning in the early 2000s, and what television was like before it. Mainly: it was… Okay, I guess bad isn’t exactly the correct word, because there was some good shit going on. But even the good shit was wrapped up in the wayContinue reading “Prestige TV is Killing Me”
The Warped “Minds” of Corporations
They’re not really human so they’re impossible to understand.
A Character Actor Trapped in a Leading Man’s Body
Can YOU play Joe America? Or would you be cast as the quirky best friend because you don’t have a cleft chin?
My Favorites Pop Culture Things from 2022
Notable Mentions: The Morbius memes tricking Sony into re-releasing the movie and then it bombing again; Goncharov; and The Game of the Year Awards letting me know my 2023 is effectively shot.
High Urban Fantasy Jazz 