Shannon

Some Bad Things About the Internet

What else am I supposed to do, though? Go outside? Preposterous. There’s bugs out there.

The Met Gala Proves Rich People Don’t Understand Anything, Apparently

Anybody who shows up in a plain suit should be stopped at the front and politely, but firmly, asked to leave.

Let’s All Go to the Apocalypse: Why We Write the End of the World

In a post-apocalypse world there won’t be a forty-hour workweek, beer, student debt, guaranteed heating, or hot water, but you know what there will be? Pure vibes.

Sister Spring

There were never such devoted sisters.

She Was Supposed to Go to the Ball

Sometimes we must help ourselves.

Elevator

We willingly trap ourselves with strangers every day.

Ogre, Part 2

Lots of screaming in these dramatic ends, too.

Ogre, Part 1

Dramatic endings usually include a lot of running.

An Expected Reunion

It’s not that you can’t go home. More that you shouldn’t.

Dark Day

They should make an app to remind you to save your relationship.