Runner-Up: That point in “Abigail” where Dan Stevens says, “Sammy, those are fucking onions.”
Category Archives: Ravings
How Real is Realism?
There’s this game we play where you say “This actor with putty on his forehead and plastic vampire fangs is a three hundred year old vampire.” And I say, “Got it.” And then you tell me a story.
Nurse Lynette
I was never cut out to be a nurse because I have this weird thing where, when people are unnecessarily mean to me, I get upset about it.
Pre-Streaming Era TV Shows That Would Have Been Cancelled by Netflix
I mean, basically every sitcom ever produced in the twentieth century for starters.
Maybe You Should Watch The Acolyte
I don’t remember anyone drinking blue milk in this one, so add that to the positives list.
The Window in the Back of The Bear
If your favorite cheap but delicious restaurant got replaced with fine dining, does it make okay that they still sell the cheap but delicious food out the back?
I Enjoy Pain, So I Rewatched Lost
Love it or hate it, everyone can agree: it was a tv series that aired on ABC between 2004 and 2010.
Is The Holdovers Cozy?
Yes. Let me tell you why.
My Favorite Pop Culture Things from 2023
I know, I know, it’s already March, can we please give up 2023 and memory hole it already? How dare I try to talk about last year this late in the game. Well, truthfully, I wasn’t planning on releasing this. I did one last year and wanted to do a follow-up, but I tried writingContinue reading “My Favorite Pop Culture Things from 2023”
The Marvels Commitment Problem
The Marvels was not a good movie. You know that. I know you know that. We don’t need to go over all the ways it wasn’t good again. I will say it was better than Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania but that bar is so low demons in hell have ripped the bar off theContinue reading “The Marvels Commitment Problem”
High Urban Fantasy Jazz 