Christmas is the Time to Say I Love You The year is 1981 and Billy Squier has had exactly two Billboard hits, and only one has survived into the twentieth-century: “The Stroke.” Which, while an absolute banger, includes lines like ‘keep your contributions by your side,’ and ‘work your way right into my face.’ Like,Continue reading “Some Thoughts On Christmas Songs”
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No One Understands The True Meaning of Christmas Like Folgers Coffee
Christmas is for weird, pervy families, too, God damn it.
I Rate Christmas Related Things
Here’s a freebie: Candy Canes: Hard candies that are destined to break and taste like toothpaste? Hard pass, 0/10
Nobody Offered Us Any Figgy Pudding
When I was a child, my family went caroling. Okay, so I wasn’t so much ‘a child’ as I was ‘in high school and college.’ But come on, look how sweet and cozy that sentence looks. ‘When I was a child, my family went caroling.’ A sentence like that is either at the beginning ofContinue reading “Nobody Offered Us Any Figgy Pudding”
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