Shaun and Honey

The casual adventures of a vigilante vampire and a woman who doesn’t remember how humans are supposed to work.

The Longest Long Weekend

Shaun and Honey have had Geo for four days and if they don’t lose him soon they’re going to kill him.

Geo’s Head

Geo doesn’t know where he is or what happened or who these people. But he knows he has to escape.

Nature, Nurture

The Bloodiest Girls’ Night “Absolutely not.” It’s what Shaun had said to Honey, roughly an hour ago. Specifically, they were absolutely not taking the hunter back to the apartment they were technically, sort-of, not really renting from a dead woman named Shirley Hagle. Strictly speaking Shirley was still renting the apartment from the Happy Homes…

The Bloodiest Girls’ Night

Outside the Sundae Fundae The thing about vampires and vampire hunters is they both believed themselves to be better hunters than they were. The vampires were first, walking down the street in a raucous and outrageously dressed group of four. Women out on a girl’s night, looking to make bad decisions. Except all of their…

Outside the Sundae Fundae

Sometimes a perfectly rational conversation about chocolate gets derailed by morons and more morons.

Just a Little Crick in the Neck

So, your new friend just shoved you off a roof so you’d miss the sun and you landed on your neck and now you’re stuck in a motel storage room. Now what?

What a Vampire Eats

It’s not French bread pizza and beer, unfortunately.

Honestly, It’s Hot Enough in Florida Without the Sun

It was so bright out by the time Honey busted through the door onto the motel roof she thought he was already dead. “Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck,” she muttered to herself, scanning. She had gotten turned around on her way up. Which way was east? The sky in the direction she was facing…

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